转载前吐槽：以前貌似看过一个节目，说过安吉丽娜是双性恋，楼猪当时表示这个节目就是搏眼球滴。今天再看到有银翻译英文新闻，更加让银桑心，安吉丽娜俺一直把你当敢作敢当滴真女银啊。你不能介个样子咩，你让布拉德皮特情何以堪咩？？？？
本文译者为寒灯，感谢寒灯的翻译，在此代发于此国际版块。
ANGELINA Jolie having lesbian flings?
安吉丽娜朱莉的同性恋风流史？
ANGELINA Jolie has been cheating on Brad Pitt – with a string of different WOMEN — according to a bombshell new report.
安吉丽娜一直在欺骗布拉德皮特——根据一项惊人的新爆料，安吉丽娜和一大串不同的女人过从甚密。
America’s In Touch Weekly magazine claims Jolie — who raises six children with Pitt — has been having flings with several ladies.
“Angelina harbors strong bisexual desires — and continues to have flings with other women behind Brad’s back,” a source said.
“In her mind, it’s just sex. And since she wouldn’t fool around with a man, she doesn’t consider it cheating.”
美国的In Touch周刊称,已养育了6个孩子的安吉丽娜朱莉一直与好几位女士过从甚密。
“安吉丽娜怀有强烈的双性恋欲望。她一方面维持着和皮特的婚姻关系，另一方面又和其他女人发生关系。”知情人士透露道。
“按照她的想法，这不过是干那种事儿罢了。而且由于她并不是和男人鬼混，她并不觉得自己的所作所为是一种欺骗。”
Recent reports claimed Angelina has banned her six kids from reading Female Force: Angelina Jolie — the comic book about their superstar mother.
最近的报道称，安吉丽娜禁止她的6个孩子阅读一部关于他们的巨星母亲的漫画——《女性力量：安吉丽娜朱莉》。
The 32-page publication focuses on Jolie’s acting career, family life and humanitarian activities, but it also portrays her unconventional lifestyle choices using explicit imagery from her uber-sexy movie roles.
这部32页的出版物的内容主要集中在讲述朱莉的演绎事业，家庭生活以及人道主义活动上，但是它也以朱莉在一些影片中颇为性感的形象作比，明明白白的描绘了朱莉所选择的离经叛道的生活方式。
“She just doesn’t think it’s right for her kids,” a source told American tabloid the National Enquirer.
“她认为她的孩子不该读这本书。”有小道消息对美国国家咨询透露。
“She’d let them look at it if it were more of a Tomb Raider kind of comic, but it is far from THAT.
“如果只是古墓丽影的漫画之类的东西，她是会让孩子们看的，但这本书远非如此。”
“Maddox, 9, and Pax, 7, have been clamoring for the comic ever since they first heard about it, and they got sisters Zahara, 6, and Shiloh, 4, excited about looking at cartoon drawings of mommy.
“But Angie had to tell the four oldest kids that it wasn’t an appropriate magazine for them to have.
“9岁的Maddox,和7岁的Pax自从他们第一次听说它就一直吵着要看这部漫画,而他们的6岁的妹妹Zahara和4岁的Shiloh也很想看这部有关他们的妈妈的动画。
“但朱莉不得不告诉告诉这4个（在她所有孩子中）最年长的孩子，这不是一部合适他们这样的孩子的杂志。”
“Brad agreed the comic was just too sophisticated for the children.
“Brad and Angie allow their children to play violent video games and look at regular superhero comics and adventure magazines, but they decided this look at Angelina’s life was off limits.
“She banned the children from seeing it. Their parenting policy is not to censor the real world from their kids – unless it involves their personal lives and someone else’s take on it.
“布拉德也认为这部漫画对孩子们来说太过复杂了。
“布拉德和安吉允许他们的孩子玩暴力游戏，定期看超级英雄漫画和冒险杂志，但是有关安吉利娜的人生的作品却是禁地和底线。
“她禁止孩子们看它。这对父母其实并不打算对他们孩子进行审查，影响他们对世界的认知——除非这些东西牵扯到了他们的个人生活和他人。”
“But when someone sent Brad a copy of the Angie comic, he got a real kick out of it.
“He’ll probably end up slipping a copy of the book to Maddox and Pax a few years down the line — when Angelina isn’t around, of course.”
“但是当有人送布莱德的一册这部有关朱莉的漫画时,布拉德确实从中找到了不少乐子。
“长此以往，他也很可能会有一天一不小心就把这册漫画送给了Maddox和Pax——当然啦，是在安吉丽娜不在场的情况下。”
（译者注：原文评论各种下流，因此翻译时有选择性摘录。）
评论：
I said it before: she uses them and abuses them but I did not know how high the usage was!!! No wonder she lets Brad go out on his own. Empty the house and play with the bilingual nannies, hahaha
我早就说过：她使用甚至滥用它们，不过我不知道她的水平这么高哇！无怪乎她总让皮特一个人出去。空荡荡的房子，和双语保姆搞，哈哈哈哈。。。
As we know that’s a requirement for her lesbian fling along with a Masters degree in “SAME SEX STUDIES”. This way she doesn’t have to leave the house to cheat. Good going!!!
如大家所知,她搞蕾丝一定会需要一个搞所谓“同性研究”的硕士学位。这样一来，不用出门打掩护，她就能够搞蕾丝啦。做得不错！
It’s because of too big lips…
这是因为她的嘴忒大了。。。
A big Ho with big lips…
有着大嘴唇的淫妇。。。
Jenifer Anmiston is a super big ho with a super big hole because she slept with a string of Hollywood young boy toys
Jenifer Anmiston是个超级淫妇，因为她和一大串好莱坞的男孩都睡过，她的xx都大了。
She barely speaks English, I doubt if she speaks French or any other languages for that matter. She is good at foreign tattoos though.
她几乎不讲英语,我怀疑她干那件事儿时是不是也讲法语或其他射门语言。不过她也很擅长外文纹身。
Didn’t the world already know that she like and had relationships in the past with women.In fact didn’t she have a relationship with a Asian model that works for Tommy Hilfiger?
她从前和那些女人的同性关系不是已经天下皆知了吗。事实上朱莉不是和那个Tommy Hilfiger的亚洲模特就有一腿吗？
Tommy Hilfiger 唐美·希绯，（又译为：汤米·希尔费格） 是美国时装界一统群雄的品牌，个性而不张扬，简单却不平凡，美国好莱坞每年从TOMMY HILFIGER公司团购至少400万美金的衣服作为演员拍电影时穿，可见TOMMY HILFIGER的地位如此非凡， 曾经一度打入欧洲皇室，是年轻贵族的酷爱品牌！简洁的TOMMY带来的却是无限的品位和内涵！
Stupid Brad is getting what he deserves. Cheating with a woman is still cheating. I wonder if they invite him to one of their private parties or the lesbo bitch would be too jealous to do that…….
愚蠢的布莱德，这是他的报应。和一个女人偷情依然是偷情。我不知道她们会不会邀请他参加她们的一个私人聚会，不过那些女同性恋或许会妒火中烧，不会这么做的……
